Is your boyfriend or husband clueless?

Chicks Dig Fries

A Guide for Clueless Men

What he should know by now. With pictures.

Does he try, but just doesn't “get it”? Bob Mathews drew him a map. Fries, and a bunch of other things MOST women love — one hand-drawn page at a time.

♥ ♥ ♥ The cover of Chicks Dig Fries, A Guide for Clueless Men, by Bob Mathews
As seen
on Oxygen
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Practical tips. Zero lectures.

The path to her heart

The book offers up practical tips for men, to help them find the path to a woman's heart. Each page is one thing she digs, one drawing, and one helpful hint.

1

One thing she digs

Fries. Popcorn. Cats. A guy who's nice to her friends and family. Short enough to remember.

2

One drawing

Every page is hand-drawn in pen and marker, so even the most clueless man can follow along.

3

One helpful hint

“Whatever you do, don't tell her that they're fattening.”

Go on, have a look

Peek inside

Four pages straight out of the book. Tap a page to see the page bigger.

Now on the big screen (well, a TV screen)

Six cartoons

The Oxygen network aired six animated spots based on the book, animated by the modestly incomparable J.J. Sedelmaier Productions in New York. All six are here.

A scene from the cartoon Chicks Dig Kissing
A hand-drawn woman smiling and holding a carton of fries
Helpful hint

“You got it… French Fries. With honey-mustard or plain old ketchup on the side — doesn't matter. Chicks DIG fries.”

A gift for him. A laugh for her. A small act of public service for everybody else.